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by Les Lea
“So, why did
you put Aiden back into nappies?”
“He’s started
too early with attitude. I expected that when he
approached his teens... you know... he’d get
disrespectful and clever, but at ten.... I don’t think
so.”
“It’s that
school, quite a few of the kids there seem to have an
attitude... especially the boys who behave like brats. I
don’t think the place has heard of discipline.”
“Well maybe but
I’m not having my son coming home and displaying that
insolence.”
“So, how did you
do it?”
“Well, ever
since he was potty trained at three, and changed from
nappies to briefs, I’ve only ever bought him one style.”
“What do you
mean?”
“I’ve only ever
let him wear little white briefs... tighty-whities some
people call them but I insisted that they were what all
growing boys wore.”
“And he believed
you?”
“Most boys at
kindergarten and infants wore colourful kid’s pants,
which he also wanted. But, I told him that they were
fine for little kids but he was growing up fast
and older boys wore only white briefs. He liked to think
of himself as being older than he was.”
“Big boy briefs,
clever... but haven’t you encouraged him to be just
that... a Big Boy?”
“True, and I
still do but not at the moment. He’s going to be
grown-up for a really long time and I’d like to still
have him my little boy for a while longer.”
“Oh you’re very
complicated... and confusing... so why put him white
briefs..?”
“Well, I’ve
always thought that white briefs looked like nappies
anyway.”
“Now you mention
it...”
“I think...
white briefs and trunks make them think they’ve grown up
but basically... they’d much rather still be in
nappies... so they’re just a substitute. When I see
Aiden wearing his white undies... it always brings back
memories of him in a nappy... which is what got me
thinking.”
“Mmmm maybe...
So, how did that help get him back into...?”
“I always made
sure he wears his little white pants to school and under
his pjs at night. This means I can keep constant track
of his bodily functions because, although he’s potty
trained, his little white briefs tell me another tale.”
“Do tell.”
“Well, boys
being boys are not the cleanest or most fastidious of
toilet goers. They leave drips and dribbles, smears and
well, all manner of fluids in their pants. They never
even think about it, or have any qualms about not
keeping their bodily secretions in the appropriate
place... the toilet.”
“Isn’t that what
undies are for?”
“Well yes but...
I needed to teach my boy a lesson... although I wanted
to be subtle I didn’t want him to think that’s what it
was.”
“I see, so his
messy white briefs let you know just how negligent he’s
been.”
“Precisely...
they are a simple and unobtrusive tracking system”
“But why did you
want him to be back in nappies... I mean surely it means
more work for you?”
“He’s at that
age where being belligerent, thinks he knows best and
refuses to listen are the traits of a boy growing up.
However, a quick reality check and a slice of humility
by showing him he’s still just a little boy will, I
anticipate, get him to tow-the-line and respect me. Not
so much Jim, he’s always got on better with his father,
but his off-handedness and rudeness towards me is going
to stop. After all, he still relies
on us for everything and he needs to know he can’t just
do or say what he pleases.”
“I understand
what you mean. I wish I’d taken a firmer hand with my
kids. Still, it does seem a little harsh.”
“I wanted to peg
back that defiance early enough by making him realise
just how dependent on us he really is.”
“But, how did
that get him back into nappies?”
“Well, every
morning, when he changed his underwear, I’d check the
laundry basket. His pjs and underpants especially have
been getting worse... and more than a little damp in the
morning. I knew he would be embarrassed if I confronted
him so I waited until he had no option than to take up
my suggestion.”
“Oh, I see...
what was it he had no option to do?”
“Well, he wants
to go on a school trip. They’re going to France for two
weeks in the summer break and he’s desperate to go.”
“That sounds
nice.”
“It’s a nice
idea but... I produced his wet and mucky undies and
simply told him I wasn’t convinced I trusted him not to
make a mess whilst away. I told him that I wasn’t going
to be embarrassed by a boy who couldn’t keep his pants
clean and I didn’t want him to embarrass himself by
other’s witnessing his filthy undies. He
was so embarrassed when I held up several pairs of his
stained briefs... poor boy didn’t know where to put
himself. I was firm and told him that I’d only let him
go on the trip when I was convinced he could keep his
underwear clean for a week.”
“I bet.”
“He was
flustered, apologetic, off hand, argumentative and
making excuses but I zoned in on his awkwardness and
simply said NO... I was not satisfied and until I
was he was going nowhere.”
“So, how did you
get a ten year-old back into nappies?”
“I told him that
I thought his briefs were not robust enough to take the
damage he was inflicting every night and that I intended
putting him back into nappies until I was sure.”
“Oh I bet that
didn’t go down well.”
“No, he screamed
blue murder at me but I was patient and reasonable...
letting him know that I was mainly worried about his
nocturnal emission as they appeared to be getting worse.
I don’t actually think they were but highlighted just
how damp and messy his morning pants were. I
stressed that I understood he had no control when
asleep, so I was prepared, if he met me half way, to
just make wearing a nappy a condition of his sleeping
arrangements rather than day time as well.”
“Did he
consent?”
“He was dead
against it but I told him that if he was worried what
people might think I was prepared to explain to his
father that his son still messed his underwear and
that’s why I needed him to wear a nappy.”
“Didn’t his
father know?”
“Jim doesn’t
really know what’s going on he’s too embroiled with work
but Aiden and he are the best of friends...”
“Oh.”
“He seemed
relieved his father didn’t know, which I hoped would be
the case, so I inferred that I wouldn’t tell him
providing he wore protection at night. Either that or,
if he felt I was being unreasonable, he could discuss
the arrangement with his dad.”
“Did you suspect
he’d be too humiliated to speak to Jim about it?”
“I knew he
would... so I said I hadn’t told his father but if he
didn’t do as I suggested I was quite happy to let him
know. But, and I stressed this... I thought it would be
in his own interest to get such an easy problem
to solve.... solved.”
“Ah clever...”
“He promised
that he’d be a lot more careful but I said I’d given him
loads of time to sort himself out, years in fact, but
now was time to make it happen if he wanted to spend
time away. So, either he could just
get on with wearing a nappy at night or, we could
discuss his messy pants with his father and see what he
had to say. I implied that I was sure his dad would
insist on him wearing protection all day, every day.”
“I bet he wasn’t
happy.”
“No but the idea
scared him enough so that he wears a nappy every night
now... and has done for a couple of weeks.”
“Mmmm that
long... but how?”
“I just made
sure that after the first night in a nappy... he woke up
soaked.”
“You cunning
thing.”
“He’s quite a
heavy sleeper so getting him to ‘wet’ his nappy wasn’t
that difficult.”
“Sleeping
pills?”
“A couple... and
a glass of water.”
“What was his
reaction to waking up soaked?”
“I turned the
tables... making it look like I was
angry with him, claiming that he was just trying it on
and accused him of wetting on purpose just to prove a
point. He of course denied it.”
“You have my
admiration.”
“I told him that
I knew things were getting worse because of the state of
his pjs and undies and thank god we reacted quickly
enough. So he had no option but to wear them the
following night and guess what...”
“Another
accident?”
“You bet.
However, I was more conciliatory and praised him for at
least wearing protection... I thought that was the
responsible thing to do but I wanted him to wear plastic
pants as well from then on. He didn’t want to but was
much too distraught to argue about that.”
“Slowly,
slowly catchee monkey... eehh?”
“On the fourth
morning I made sure it was his father who discovered his
wet son.”
“I bet that
didn’t go down well.”
“No, both were
embarrassed but Aiden couldn’t deny it and his father
wanted to know what was going on. I explained to Jim
privately that I tried to keep it secret for Aiden’s
sake that he was wetting the bed... again.”
“Again?”
“Yes I implied
that this wasn’t the first time but that I’d kept that
secret from him too though things had gotten worse
recently so I had to make the ‘nappy’ decision.”
“Very clever.”
“Mmmm, I said I
didn’t want to put any type of wedge between them as I
knew he looked up to Jim and was quite embarrassed about
the entire thing... so... thought it best
to try and keep it confidential for everyone sake. But
now it was out...”
“Was Jim
on-board? I bet he was on Aiden’s side wasn’t he?”
“Actually, he
was very supportive. He blamed himself for being too
involved with work and not taking notice of home life.
He was very sympathetic with me for the extra laundry
and work I must have had to put up with (I didn’t
mention that never happened I simply let him assume). He
thought I’d handled it pretty well and told Aiden that
he was proud he’d decided on wearing a nappy as it was
doing a terrific job.”
“So Jim now
knows... what’s his thought on Aiden... you know...
wearing a nappy.”
“Well, that’s
the good thing. As far as Jim is aware it’s only because
of his bedwetting that Aiden is in nappies. So, he’s
told him that as long as he keeps wearing protection
until I’m satisfied he can go back to simply wearing
pjs, (that is he stops his night time wetting) he’s
happy for him to go on this trip to France. However, if
he argues or gives me any grief on the subject he won’t
be going.”
“Has he accepted
the nappy completely?”
“He acted up a
bit when I started pegging his nappies and rubber pants
out on the washing line to dry. He was very unhappy but
I said that if he wanted me to stop then I needed
something from him and that was to be in his night time
protection by 7.30 each and every night. I told him I
wanted a regular routine and not just when he ‘felt
like it’.”
“Getting some of
your power back eh?”
“Definitely, I
did say he could go out after but I wanted him in
protection no later than that time. I also let him know
that I never mentioned his mucky and disgusting
underwear, so, as far as his father’s concerned, it was
just the bedwetting he has to deal with. I threatened to
tell Jim about that and was sure he’d have more to say
on the subject.”
“Did he agree?”
“Surprisingly
yes. I think it was mainly the thought of his mates
knowing he had to wear a nappy that swung it. It was the
least upsetting compromise for him... seeing as he was
wearing a nappy to sleep in anyway.”
“Do you make
sure he wears...?”
“Yes, but Jim
asked if I wanted him to do his bit... I just smiled and
said I didn’t want to embarrass the boy any further and
that I’d see to him. However, I’ve made sure he wakes up
wet most mornings so I’ve mentioned that occasionally
I’d be grateful if he’d check.”
“That’s good.”
“Yes, Jim’s very
good because he heaps praise on him whether he’s wet or
not... he sees it as something Aiden needs and therefore
has to wear one. He’s very positive because he doesn’t
want his son to feel in the least bit ashamed about it.”
“But he must
feel ashamed... doesn’t he?”
“Oh yes, he’s
completely docile in the mornings now.”
“So, is the
nappy now the thing that tracks his toilet habits?”
“Yes, but
perhaps the strange thing is his nappies are messier
than his undies ever were. It’s like he wants to use the
thing even if he thinks he doesn’t.
It’s got him so he’s not sure about anything and is
quite humiliated.”
“Shame,
embarrassment, anxiety and wearing a nappy - that’s
quite a list to control.”
“I see the poor
boy’s bewildered face every morning. He’s so embarrassed
at the nappy check but has got used to me doing that
now. However, I won’t let him sort himself out it has to
be either his father or me that takes it off for him.”
“I bet.”
“The rustle of
plastic pants down his legs and then the examination of
the wet fabric leave’s him mute with embarrassment. He
doesn’t dare speak. It’s as if he’s decided that until
he’s in the bathroom and getting cleaned up, he has no
say in what’s happening. Which he hasn’t”
“Will he be
going to France?”
“Oh, no chance
and he’s stopped mentioning it. There’s no real
improvement is there? I mean... he doubts himself
because of his reliance on that night time padding.”
“Which you’re
helping him fill?”
“At the moment
I’m only having him wet a few times a week but over the
next few days he’ll be doing a lot more than that. In
the end, I think he’ll be too self-conscious to want to
be with his school mates in any situation... he’ll be
far too dependent on his nappy.”
“Well of course,
accidents will happen.”
“Yes they will.
So, a summer of plastic pants and thick nappies 24/7 is
what I’ve lined up for him. The first couple of weeks of
the school break he’ll come camping with us... and we
can both keep an eye on our suddenly incontinent little
boy.”
“Won’t Jim be
suspicious?”
“Maybe but I’ll
let him know I’ve been anticipating this for a while;
ever since he wet the bed all those months ago
that I’ve seen a steady decline. I’ll tell him that,
according to the experts, it’s not an uncommon phase
for boys to go through and that they usually ‘snap’ out
of it just as suddenly as they slip into it. But it’s
nothing to worry about as we’ve got it covered.”
“You’re taking
chances and making an awful lot of work for yourself.”
“Yes I know but,
when your son suddenly thinks he’s independent and a man
but you know better... it’s time to let him know he’s
really just a little kid.”
“Oh that reminds
me... here are the new vinyl pants I told you about. A
bit childish I know but they’re very strong.”
“Thanks very
much. Oh yes, these are large enough and I love these
cute little cartoon characters.”
“Are you sure
you’ll be able to get him to wear them?”
“They’re the
only ones I’ll take. So, together with the disposables
they will be better for him as I’m sure he
wouldn’t want the tent surrounded by drying fabric
nappies. However, if he prefers them I’ll let him know
I’m happy for him wear what he’s used to.”
“Cunning, you
seem to have this well sorted.”
“For the summer
holidays at least he’s going to be our little boy in
nappies and, together with the new childish shorts I’ve
bought for him and these plastic pants he’ll look the
part. However, he won’t know about all this until his
first change at the campsite and by then it will be too
late.”
“He’s not going
to like that.”
“I intend to be
there for my little boy and give him what he needs at
this crisis in his life... a crisis I’ve told his
father I saw coming. Jim will be with me on this because
I’ll emphasise how grateful I am for his support of our
son. However, should Aiden complain, I’ll point out that
the more fuss he makes the more attention he’ll bring on
himself... so... the best way is to follow our
instructions and no one need be any the wiser.”
“Are you sure
you can make this work for any length of time?”
“Not
really but he won’t have any option... he’ll be pissing
or crapping his nappy so often he’ll just be relieved
and eager to have a clean disposable to slip into. By
then I’ll have got him at a point where he’s unsure of
his standing and that maybe his parents know what’s best
for him.”
The chink of wine glasses and
laughter
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Four
weeks later
“I see you’re
back... so, how did it go?”
“Fine, fine, not
how I anticipated the holiday would go but...”
“I saw Aiden
rush from the car... couldn’t seem to get home quick
enough.”
“Yes, well, the
poor lad has been soaked the entire drive back. I’d run
out of disposables so couldn’t change him. I think he
couldn’t wait to get out of his sodden nappy and
into...”
“Oh, so, he’s
still wearing them then?”
“Of course, I
got him just about used to them before we set off and
was grateful for them whilst away... bless him.”
“Hhhhuuummm...
so what was it like?”
“We had a lovely
spot overlooking the lakes and Jim had a daily regime of
activities so we were all kept pretty busy.”
“You had good
weather for it.”
“Yes, last
Tuesday and Wednesday we had rain but otherwise... sun,
sun, sun. It was very beautiful up there. Have you ever
been to the Lakes?”
“Only on a day
trip many years ago. My lot only want a holiday in the
sun these days so it’s the Mediterranean for our annual
break.”
“Jim loves
camping, it brings out the old Boy Scout in him... he
used to be a troop leader as a teenager and I don’t
think he’s ever got over his love of an outdoor
lifestyle.”
“So, back to the
main item on the agenda... have you got your little
boy back then?”
“I’ve never seen
him so happy.”
“You sound
shocked.”
“Well, I was at
first because I foresaw problems but... bless his
daddy... Jim had him running around doing stuff and he
seemed to enjoy it. I don’t mind camping but those two
together were having a whale of a time. I couldn’t help
but enjoy watching them as they went from one project to
another or on some mission of discovery, as Jim called
it. They hiked, fished, rowed boats and even did a bit
of water-skiing... all very healthy.”
“Very nice but
what I meant was did he like his nappy and
plastic pants, did he like being your little boy
again...?”
“Well, not
really my little boy... he and his father have
become even better mates so much so that now daddy
changes his soaked nappy.”
“Didn’t Jim have
anything to say about the cartoon pants or childish
disposables?”
“He didn’t think
twice about them... they were what we had so they were
what Aiden was put in. I don’t think it even crossed his
mind.”
“Didn’t Aiden
rebel?”
“Well he was
very suspicious when I changed him the first time and I
could tell by his look on his face he was about to say
something. That is until Jim looked in during the wipe
down and said how fantastic he thought his more
colourful nappies looked... and... get this... with a
conspiratorial wink said to him he wouldn’t mind some
like it for himself.”
“You’re joking.”
“No, no I’m not.
That one encouraging wink took any argument away and,
even when I pulled up his new little blue shorts and he
sat there on the back seat looking extremely
well-padded, he never uttered a word of complaint.”
“You’ve got him
well trained.”
“I don’t think
so... I think it’s just that now he’s receiving daddy’s
approval all the time.... it seems that having to wear a
nappy is not a problem.”
“Bloody hell.”
“After I’d got
him changed and he looked a bit grumpy I saw Jim whisper
something in his ear. Whatever he said certainly changed
that frown around and a moment of possible argument
passed.”
“I wonder what
he said.”
“I don’t know...
I thought Aiden looked just perfect; his thick
disposable, plastic pants and boyish shorts were just as
I wanted him for this holiday. Now with a smile on his
face I have to admit I just melted... I forgot the
reason I was doing this to him as a sort of punishment
for being surly and growing up too fast. He was my sweet
little boy again.”
“So, the
humiliation you were hoping for him to suffer, after a
quiet word from his father, just didn’t happen eh?”
“Yes, and
another thing Jim did once we’d got the tent pitched and
everything set up. He changed out of his chinos and wore
a pair of blue shorts... hell they could have been
brothers.”
“Did you expect
that?”
“Not at all. I
know when he goes hiking Jim wears shorts if the
weather’s nice but I thought he only had khaki ones.
Anyway, I have to say he looked great in them, very sexy
and thankfully, they weren’t as short as Aiden’s... that
might have been too much.”
“So you have too
little boys now?”
“Well yes and
no... with Aiden yes... but what I have got is a husband
that I’d been failing to appreciate... he has been
supportive and dependable. I don’t know if it’s because
of the camping and being out and about but without the
shackles of work, Jim has become another person. We’ve
become more of a family again and I hadn’t realised how
much we’d got into a rut until this camping expedition.
It was great fun and made more so by Jim being the life
and soul of everything we did together. Actually, I
noticed that he was getting quite a lot of eyeballing
from many of the other women on the site... he did look
particularly sexy in his shorts... very manly and
athletic.”
“Oh love, are
you falling for your husband all over again?”
“I can’t tell
you just how attentive and thrilling our nights have
been. Once we had Aiden asleep and in his own part of
the tent... Jim had me all over the campsite (blush). It
was truly wonderful and I’m embarrassed to say that we
never did that even when we first met.”
“I hope you were
discreet around your little boy.”
“The poor lad
was usually worn out with all the stuff he and Jim were
doing together and out like a light by around nine most
nights. So, once we got him into his night time
protection and settled we’d sit out under the stars,
have a few glasses of wine and decide where we were
going to do it next. It was naughty and stimulating... I
need a holiday to get over this one.”
(Self-conscious giggling)
“Was Aiden still
wetting every night?”
“Yes and as I
told you before we left, he used them even when I didn’t
give him anything to help... and not just at
night... we had a wet nappy to deal with most of the
time.”
“Has it got out
of hand?”
“Not out of hand
because it’s what I’d hoped for but... it doesn’t worry
him when he wets. He’ll happily tell his daddy who’ll do
the honours and have him cleaned up and in a fresh
disposable in minutes. He’s always patting him on his
padded bottom as if encouraging him... I actually think
that Aiden likes wearing them now. I have to admit each
morning when we check and he’s lying there wearing just
a t-shirt and his bloated plastic pants, I see my
vulnerable little baby and I get all motherly.”
“Well you’re
allowed to... you are his mother.”
“Yes I know
but... I mean... broody.”
“What you want
another kid?”
“Maybe, but the
way we’ve have been going at it... I wouldn’t be
surprised if...”
“Well that’s a
turn up... do you think that’s what’s behind all
this in the first place?”
“Hummm, I didn’t
think so but maybe. I mean perhaps that’s what Jim’s
picked up on... but we’ve never discussed having
another. We’ve taken no precautions so he must know
there’s a chance.”
“I have to say
that would explain quite a lot.”
“Mmmmm I was
thinking about that all the way back and I more or less
came to the same conclusion.”
“(Laughter) I
suppose changing so many nappies has got you back into
practice.”
“Yes, and I have
to tell you. Before going away it was almost impossible
for me to get even a smile out of Aiden. Now, well the
photographs of our trip have him smiling and laughing in
just about every shot... even with me. Any resentment
that was there has disappeared. His little pants barely
contained his nappies but he didn’t make a fuss, even
when he was out playing with some of the other kids on
the site. Not so much as a sulk.”
“Didn’t the
other kids react then?”
“If they did he
never said anything but as I say, he was using them so I
suppose he thought he needed them... which he does.”
“So, will he be
staying in his protection?”
“I can’t see why
not... he looks so cute. I love the way he asks to be
changed and whether it’s Jim or I that do it... he seems
so grateful. I have got my little boy back and I think
Jim likes it that way as well. They’re as thick as
thieves and Jim has said he’ll be paying more attention
to home life because, with work, he thought he’d missed
out on Aiden growing up so was pleased to re-connect.”
“Oh there’s
Aiden now on his bike.”
“AIDEN, Aiden,
come over here love and say hello to Mrs Parsons.”
“Hello Mrs
Parsons how are you?”
“Very well...
you look all very healthy... did you enjoy your camping
trip love?”
“Yes thank
you... Daddy said we might go off again soon.”
“Well that would
be fun. Okay sweetheart... are you going to meet up with
friends?”
“Yes.”
“Okay, well
don’t be too late back... your tea will be ready about
five.”
“Okay, bye. Bye
Mrs Parsons.”
“Well, there’s
no doubt he’s still wearing his nappy. I could see the
nice bulge and plastic pants down the leg of his
shorts.”
“Jim must have
changed him.”
“I have to
admit... he certainly does look cute and the surliness
you mentioned only a few weeks ago seems to have
disappeared.”
“I know. Perhaps
you should get your two wearing nappies it might do
wonders for your stress levels.”
“God if only!
I’m not sure how I’d get a fifteen and thirteen year-old
back into them... any suggestions?”
“Just make it so
they don’t have a choice.”
(Laughter)
*****************************************************************
Six weeks
later
“Well, I’ve
managed to get Kevin back into a nappy at night.”
“So, success
with the thirteen year-old but what, is Geoffrey not
responding to your ‘ideas’?”
“He looks at his
brother and says that at fifteen he’d never wear a nappy
even if he was pissing himself in the street... so far
he’s resisted all my ‘plans’.”
“I wasn’t sure
you were going through with it.”
“I wanted to, I
thought it would teach my kids some respect, but then
seeing your Aiden’s padded little bum out and about and
I have to say it made me want the same for my boys.”
“So how easy was
it to get Barry on your side?”
“Not at first
but I simply told him that either he gets on board or he
can do the laundry from now on.”
“I bet he didn’t
like that.”
“No but, once he
realised that Kevin was wetting the bed insisted that he
wore protection at night. He can manage him but not
Geoffrey... that’s another matter.”
“So are they
both soaking the bed?”
“Kevin does
‘trickle’ every night, so he’s easier to manage but
Geoffrey’s quite sneaky and spasmodic.”
“How come?”
“Not sure
whether he’s tumbled what I’m up to but he’s very wary
about what he drinks last thing at night when I make the
family cocoa.”
“So, what was
the first move to get Kevin into nappies?”
“Well, as they
share a bedroom, that first morning when he woke up wet
I accused Geoffrey of playing a trick and chucking a
glass of water over his sleeping brother.”
“Nice
beginning.”
“Mmmm, I thought
so and I wanted it to look good so I went in heavily and
accused Geoffrey of being a thoughtless idiot who should
know better.”
“I see where
you’re going with this.”
“I shouted at
him, whilst I tried to placate the poor distraught lad
but he was also fuming at his brother, convinced he must
have done it (or perhaps hoped to put the blame
elsewhere).”
“How did that
go?”
“Well,
eventually I had to change him out of his pyjamas and I
checked his bed and told him that it was actually pee
and that he had wet the bed.”
“How did he take
this ‘shocking’ news?”
“He was in
tears, telling me it must have been an accident, he was
sorry and he wouldn’t do it again.”
“That’s good.”
“Yes, I told him
not to worry sometimes these things happen,
especially to clever boys about his age as
there’s a lot of hormones and stuff changing his body.”
“Good, good,
nice laying the foundations.”
“Anyway, we both
apologised to Geoffrey for accusing him but he got all
high and mighty and nastily suggested that accident or
not ‘Baby Kevin’ should wear nappies if he was
going to wet the bed.”
“Doing the job
for you eh?”
“Later, I
confided in Geoffrey that I suspected his brother might
be going through some things. I left it as vague
as possible, but that if it happened again, he would be
put into nappies and plastic pants at night if for no
other reason than to stop any smell of pee permeating
their room.”
“Was he okay
with that?”
“He thought it
was a splendid suggestion... and I think the devil in
him took over and, from the huge grin that spread across
his face, liked the idea of his little brother being
returned to nappies.”
“So someone’s on
your side.”
“Well, I knew
Kevin was listening in to our conversation and bless him
he came running in crying and begging not to be put back
into nappies. I tried to placate him saying I’m sure it
was a one off and he shouldn’t worry and patted his
underpants clad bum thinking... in a few day’s this
little botty is going to be wearing thick padding.”
“So, did he wet
the following night?”
“No, the
opportunity just didn’t present itself for me to doctor
his drink. However, the following night it did and he
woke up soaked.”
“The opportunity
arose?”
“Yes and it
should have worked on Geoffrey as well but he didn’t say
anything just watched as I helped his brother out of bed
and into the bathroom to get cleaned up.”
“Do you think it
didn’t work or is he just a bit clever at hiding it?”
“Well he was
dressed and had peeled off Kevin’s bedding and had
‘helpfully’ put it to wash by the time I saw him having
breakfast.”
“Suspicious?”
“Yes but I
thanked him for being so thoughtful and he seemed
pleased he’d helped me out. However, after he went out I
checked his bed and there was a slight dampness to his
sheets and I noticed his pyjamas weren’t there. Of
course, after the washing had finished its spin, there
they were mixed in with the bedding.”
“Did you
confront him about them?”
“Oh yes, but
very gently and he said he must have picked them up with
the bedding by mistake when he’d taken stuff to wash.”
“Not very
convincing.”
“No but I said
okay and let it pass.”
“So was Kevin in
for a surprise when he went to bed that night?”
“Yes, but I made
Barry do the dirty work and make him wear his ‘new’
night time protection.”
“How did you get
him to do that?”
“I told him that
I was worried that I didn’t have the authority he had to
make it happen. Kevin would just refuse and we’d end up
arguing and in the end, his dad would still have to come
up and make it happen under threat of... whatever.”
“Good move.”
“I said that
after that first time I’d see to Kevin in future but he
had to be the one to lay down the law.”
“Did it work?”
“After a while
yes. I could hear the arguments and tears from Kevin
pleading with his dad not to be put in a nappy but,
bless him, Barry told him it was only a temporary
measure and that it was not only for his own good. He
had to think of all the washing I had to do, the smell
in the bedroom and of course his brother, who,
apparently at that moment popped in and told his younger
brother that if he didn’t wear one he’d tell all his
mates that he wet the bed... so it was his choice.”
“Good heaven’s
Geoffrey’s doing the job for you.”
“(Laugh) I
suppose he is but I think he’s just deflecting. Anyway,
that threat seemed to work because once he’d calmed down
Barry got him into his protection and into his pyjamas.
He then said, as it was only around eight that he could
come down and watch tele until nine if he wanted.”
“I bet he was a
bit uncomfortable.”
“Well, after
Barry told him his thick nappy was hardly noticeable and
only the family would know about it, he did appear
looking a little shy and unsure. However, I have to also
say that he immediately came and sat by my side and
before too long was happy for me to cuddle him.
Something he’d refused to do for about three years.”
“Good, it was
the same way with my boy. Although Kevin’s three years
older, Aiden was the same once he was wrapped in thick
padding. I think a nappy gives a boy the excuse he wants
to be mothered again... or is that wishful thinking?”
“Whatever it is
I have to say I was quite amazed and, not a moment’s
argument when at nine he was told bed time. We’ve
quarrelled nearly every night since he was ten about
when he felt he should be able to go to bed. It was a
turn up and no mistake.”
“So, that’s the
youngest.”
“Yes, I’ve
drilled it home that whilst he has these ‘problems’,
which aren’t his fault, he can expect this treatment
every night but that his brother will check on him if he
thinks he can wriggle out of them.”
“So you’re using
Geoffrey as a spy?”
“No, I haven’t
asked him I’ve just inferred it to Kevin to keep him on
track. I’ve also piled his nappies, plastic pants, oils
and powder on his dresser as a not so subtle reminder...
although I just told him it’s just a handy place to
leave them.”
“Is Geoffrey
happy about that?”
“I think he
feels as long as it’s not him he isn’t bothered.”
“But you still
intend to get him into night time...”
“That’s still my
goal but for the moment I, like you, am enjoying having
my little boy back because I can’t remember the last
time he was so loving and dependent on me. He even lets
his dad change him and last weekend I managed to coerce
him into wearing a nappy the entire time.”
“Well done, how
did you do that?”
“He’d crapped in
his nappy on the Friday night, which was quite a shock
for him, though not for me, so I insisted that to be on
the safe side, he should take extra precautions. He was
so ashamed and anxious that he didn’t take that much
persuading.”
“Aww sweet
thing.”
“Yes he is. He
clung to my hand all the time we were out and I just
loved knowing he had a thick nappy and glossy white
plastic pants under his shorts.”
“You’ve not got
him into the ones Aiden now wears then... the cartoon
ones?”
“No, I don’t
think his dad would approve of them but he doesn’t mind
the shiny white or see-thru style I have for him...”
“It is thrilling
isn’t it... to see your teenager return to that little
boy you missed so much?”
“Yes, I’ve
really gotten to love his padded little bum pottering
around every morning.”
A week
later
“I’ve got
Geoffrey in night time nappies now.”
“Oh, well done
how did you manage that?”
“The silly lad
decided that he could take the mickey out of his brother
and embarrass him in front of his friends. His dad had
always said that what Kevin wore should be kept in the
family and if Geoffrey reneged on that deal, he’d be
subjected to the same discipline.”
“So what
happened?”
“Simple really,
I got Barry worked up that his eldest son was not only
disrespecting his words, he was positively enjoying
flouting his authority and needed to be taken down a peg
or two.”
“How the hell
did he get a fifteen year-old to submit to the rule?”
“When Barry told
him what was going to happen he got all cocky and said
it would never happen. Then he got the shock of his life
when his dad took off his belt and threatened him with a
severe beating... something neither of us had done to
either of our kids before.”
“Ohh Christ,
that wasn’t what you planned.... was it?”
“Well no. I was
just hoping that over a few wet nights he’d come to
realise what was best for him. However, I let Barry know
of my suspicions that our eldest had been messing his
underwear at night for a while now. So, thought it
appropriate that if one of our boys was wearing a nappy
to prevent soaked bedding, then so should the other.”
“Was your
husband really furious?”
“Yes, he really
laid into the poor lad, with words not the belt,
accusing him of being a sly liar, making out he didn’t
have the same wetting problem as his brother. He
asked him outright if he wet the bed. He made it clear
that if he lied to him he’d be in serious trouble so
through tears Geoffrey admitted he had... on several
occasions.”
“How did Barry
take that confession?”
“Well he already
knew from me but he wanted him to admit it, which
through an avalanche of tears he did.”
“What then?”
“Barry lessened
his threatening stance and simply told him that if his
brother had to wear a nappy at night then he didn’t see
why he shouldn’t. He then asked if he disagreed with
that assessment. Through even more sobbing and pleading,
which his dad simply refused to accept, he reluctantly
agreed... so Barry made him strip there and then.”
“He obviously
meant business.”
“Well I suppose
after he’d got the confession it was a matter of action
- Geoffrey was in no fit state to complain. In the end,
the tirade and possibility of a beating, plus he was so
shocked that his father now knew he’d wet the bed and
had tried to hide that fact. So, I suppose, from fright
or a new respect for his father... he let him put him in
a nappy like Kevin, complete with plastic pants. His
father had been furious with him on so many levels the
poor boy didn’t know which tactic to take, so in the
end, was just paralysed by fear. Barry then told him not
to even think of taking them off until he told him he
could and Kevin would tell him if he tried.”
“One scared and
chastised young man then?”
“I haven’t seen
Geoffrey so cowed and subservient for over five years so
perhaps it was something administered and not before
time.”
“These days a
bit of threatened corporal punishment is always a shock
to a boy’s system if it’s something they’ve never
experienced before.”
“Yes, now if
only I can get him to shit himself... I can demand he
wears a nappy all the time like his ‘baby’ brother.”
“He’s not going
to like that.”
“No, but with
his dad being more supportive of my suggestions the less
he is allowed to get away with anything.”
“Still, between
you both...”
“Yes, I’m not
sure I’m overly happy with our parenting skills at the
moment... it’s all been a bit fraught but, the main
thing is, both our boys now sleep in nappies at night
and, both boys are wet in the mornings so... as far as
Barry’s concerned... the nappies stay.”
“Excellent.”
“It’s been a bit
a bit of a slog... and on occasions I’ve wondered why
I’m doing this...”
“Look, don’t
feel guilty. You know your boys need a break on their
growing-up and let’s face it... a nappy is going to be
the least of their problems as they get older.”
“Thanks. Oh,
have you got any news... Aiden okay... Jim still being
attentive?”
“Oh yea... I’m
pregnant... eight weeks gone.”
(gasp)
“Bloody hell
that is news... how long were you planning on not
letting on?”
“I’ve thought
for a month or so I might be but I got a scan yesterday
so, apart from Jim, you’re the first to know.”
“Well
congratulations... how does Jim feel about having a baby
at this stage?”
“He’s over the
moon. Loves the idea and reckons I’ve been using Aiden
for practice.”
“Not far wrong I
would suspect.”
“No, but as I
pointed out, he’s also been getting plenty of practice
in changing him... and... they’ve been spending loads of
quality time together... so...”
“What did he say
to that?”
“He laughed and
said ‘SNAP’.”
“SNAP?”
“Yes, I’ve seen
the tenderly way he folds Aiden’s nappies, and strokes
in appreciation those cute plastic pants. I think that
now our sweet boy is back, he doesn’t dislike the
situation.”
“I like Jim -
you know you’ve got a keeper there don’t you? He’s
good-looking and obviously knows his wife inside out.”
“I’m sure he’s
played along for his own reasons as well.”
“Oh... maybe?”
“We’ve both
noticed the change in Aiden since he now wears a nappy
all the time he’s become such a loving little lad and I
think we both know that has to be good... well... it’s
good for us.”
“So, no getting
into Big Boy undies for him in the near future.”
“Absolutely not.
He still occasionally wakes up soaked so that hasn’t
changed and whilst we have him docile and not
complaining about having to wear padding... he’ll
continue to wear what we put him in.”
“Well in that
case, I hope to do the same for my two.”
“Here’s a
suggestion, take away their PJs or whatever else they
wear to bed. Make sure they wear the same style of
padding and plastic pants, change them together and get
them to bed at the same time. “
“Why do you
suggest that?”
”Two things: I
just think you’ll have less trouble, especially if you
have Barry there to make sure they don’t argue. Once
they get used to your authority, they’ll be more
inclined to do as they’re told even if they resent the
measure you are taking. They won’t feel able to complain
if their parents are acting as one... and the other
sibling is not being treated any differently”
“And the other
thing?”
“Well, it’ll
make it easy to keep track of things. Besides, you’ll
enjoy seeing your boys wearing their pristine nappies to
go to bed in and observe their full soaked and expanded
plastic pants in the morning... it’s such a wonderful
sight. I’d also make it so that they only get changed
after breakfast so you see the boys sitting at the table
in their full plastic pants... just to get them used to
being seen and not being ashamed of having to wear them”
“I can see them
objecting to that.”
“Well, all the
more reason to pursue it. The more they get used to it
the better it will be in the long run. You can tell them
you need to keep a track of their ‘problem’.”
“Tracking their
morning habits... that makes sense.”
“Inspecting
their morning change will keep you up to speed on just
what your boys are getting up to. It will make it easier
for you to change any of their food or drink should you
feel they are failing in some area of their ‘diet’ which
might need to be steered in an alternative direction.”
Laughter
“Tell me again
why we’re doing this to our boys?”
“Because we know
a boy needs his mummy to look after him, not matter how
old he gets... and a nappy just makes him that much more
pliable. The longer we can keep them as babies the
better as far as I’m concerned.”
Rubbing her ever so slightly swollen
belly she smiles brightly.
#### ***** ####
Two Days
Later
Diddledee-diddledee-diddlede-dum
“Hello”
“Hello Jane it’s
Maggie.”
“Oh hello love
how’s things with you?”
“Fine thanks...”
“Barry and the
kids... all okay?”
“Yes, we’re all
fine thanks. Can you talk?”
“Well, I’m just
about to give Aiden his bath... yes sweetheart I’ll
be up in a minute... hold on a second Maggie...
yes of course you can but just half the amount of last
time I don’t want the entire bathroom filled with
bubbles... Yes... I’ll be up soon... Sorry about
that Maggie, these days he gets so excited about bath
time. Anyway, what can I do for you?”
“Well,
Geoffrey’s questioning why he’s suddenly started wetting
having not done so far the best part of twelve years.”
“Is Kevin asking
the same?”
“No, oddly
enough he isn’t. I mean, I think the explanation I gave
– it’s probably down to ‘hormones’ - seemed to placate
any argument. To be honest, he’s hardly said much at all
since he messed his nappy last Friday. The boy’s still
pretty embarrassed... and a little terrified by it all
in case it happens again.”
“But didn’t you
get him to stay protected throughout the weekend?”
“Yes, and then
on Sunday morning he woke up and again he’d filled the
back and soaked the front... so doesn’t know what to do
for the best. Of course Geoffrey created and called him
names... none of which were pleasant as you can imagine.
So, the poor lad’s petrified. As it is I’ve insisted,
for his own sake, and to stop any possible humiliation,
he wears his nappy all the time.”
“That’s good...
making sure he knows it’s his nappy.”
“His
nappy?”
“Yes, he needs
to know he’s like a knight in shining armour - armour he
can rely on to protect and comfort him. To prevent any
further embarrassment by keeping any such accidents well
contained.”
“I pointed out
that being so anxious about everything makes it more
likely he’ll mess again... so it’s much better to ‘be
prepared’. And, as it’s worked well so far - a nappy and
robust rubber pants - it was easy to get him to see it
as a solution. I have to say, I’m not sure how many more
laxatives I’ll be able to get into him before he
realises what’s going on.”
“But you have
so, well done. Now, are they both still waking up
soaked?”
“Yes, but
Geoffrey doesn’t like the way things are and has become
very suspicious that something’s wrong but can’t put his
finger on it. He hates the thickness of the fabric
nappies and the bother of bed time... but at least for
the moment with his dad laying down the law has meant
he’s not defied us... yet.”
“Are they both
being changed into and out of their nappies at the same
time?”
“Yes, and when
Geoffrey objected it was his father who told him to
“just get on with it and stop bleating”. Much to my
amazement... he did and hasn’t dared complain though I
can tell there’s tons of unwillingness there.”
“Well, just a
moment... I’ll be up soon sweetheart do you want to
try and take your nappy off yourself? Well... yes that
will be fine... you can get in but wait for me to
bathe... yes you can play with your toys there’s a new
boat... yes, I’ll be with you soon I’m talking to Mrs
Parsons... Sorry again Maggie... where was I?”
“I was saying
Geoffrey is getting suspicious...”
“Oh yes. Look,
you need to get him to realise that although it’s a
problem for him... you’re all doing the best you can
whilst the problem’s there. You wish, as much as he
does, that you didn’t have sons their age in nappies
but, whilst that’s the case... you all just have to deal
with it as best you can.”
“Yes Jane I’ve
said all that... but even Barry’s questioning why it’s
happening.”
“Surely whilst
the boys are still waking up wet he doesn’t intend on
changing things does he?”
“No, he thinks
I’m doing a sterling job and he hasn’t interfered...
mind you... I’ve made sure it’s just the boy’s room that
has piles of nappies, plastic pants and stuff... and
they’re not clogging up the rest of the house.”
“Does he help
with the changes?”
“Not really,
he’s on his way out to work just as the boys are coming
down for breakfast before school.”
“Are they
wearing just their wet nappies?”
“Well, under
their plastic pants.”
“So he sees that
they’re both still in need of protection at night?”
“Yes but he
doesn’t understand why it’s happening and I’m not sure
he believes me when I say loads of boys their age go
through similar problems. I always emphasise that;
according to psychologists - it will pass as quickly as
it came.”
“Very good so,
if he hasn’t checked this for himself it means at least
he’s leaving you to sort things out.”
“I suppose so.”
“Well that’s
good but you say Geoffrey’s a problem?”
“Yes he’s...”
“Sorry Maggie
hold on a sec.... okay sweetie come here, I’ll help
you with that pin... there you go... now Aiden be a good
boy for mummy and take this wet nappy, put it in the bin
in the bathroom and then get in the tub... I’ll be up
soon okay?
The sound of a bare bottom getting a gentle tap and a
childish squeal.
“Sorry, sorry,
sorry Maggie, Jim’s working late tonight so it’s just me
and Aiden and he loves bath night, which I have to admit
to quite enjoying myself. Getting my ten year-old all
bright and clean before wrapping him in his thick bed
time nappy, which he loves, and pulling on, what
have become his favourite plastic pants... the ones you
got him for the camping trip. So thanks again for them.”
“My pleasure.”
“They certainly
seem to give Aiden pleasure... he loves them... he calls
them his ‘nighty-night’ pants because he likes to
sleep in them.”
“That’s nice.”
“Look Maggie,
can I call you back once I’ve got him bathed and ready
for bed... say in twenty minutes?”
“Of course, but
can you be thinking of a way to get Geoffrey to accept
his night time nappy please”
“Certainly.”
Thirty
minutes later
ring ring – ring ring
“Hi Maggie it’s
Jane.”
“Got the little
sweetie all spruced up and ready for bed?”
“Clean as a
button... he’s now lying out in front of the TV watching
some Pixar movie... Hmm, his glossy padded little bottom
all cosy and protected... I don’t think I’ll ever get
tired of that infantile view.”
“Sounds a
wonderful scene.”
“It’s really
quite amazing how quickly he took to wearing a nappy...
and not just at night. I don’t even have to ‘help’ these
days as he’s wet almost every morning anyway.”
“How the hell
did you manage that?”
“Not sure but I
think it’s because he likes to wear his padding
and Jim and I have been very positive and encouraging in
him wearing it... so... perhaps he’s giving us what he
thinks we want. Silly but... who knows what goes through
a ten year-old’s head?”
“Who or what
indeed? I wish I had that with my two. Kevin has
accepted a nappy at night and seems grateful in the
morning when he wakes up soaked but Geoffrey is still a
bit resentful... even though I took your advice to get
them ready together at night and for them to come down
to breakfast before changing them.”
“Well that’s
good. Whilst they still need a nappy, and they are
obeying the rules you and Barry have set, you should be
alright. Have you noticed any change in their behaviour
towards each other?”
“Yes, we’ve both
noticed there are fewer rows now and I’ve told
them both that I want them ready for bed, that means in
their protection, an hour before bed time... and they’re
both complying.”
“Good, good.”
“But
Geoffrey...”
“Ah yes, I’ve
been giving that a bit of thought.”
“And what have
you thought?”
“Kevin wet the
bed before Geoffrey didn’t he?”
“Yes.”
“Well, oh just a
moment Maggie... yes love I’ll get you a bottle in a
few minutes sweetie... yes... and then we can cuddle...
yes love I’ll be with you soon... Sorry Maggie, he
wants his bottle but that can wait. Look I’ve been
thinking. Why not try a bit of ‘pop’ psychology on him.”
“What’s that?”
“Well, how about
you put the reason for his wetting back in his court.”
“What do you
mean?”
“How about
having a heart to heart with him... just you two
together and let him talk about his worries. Whilst he
offers his take on things you counter with an
alternative option.”
“How the hell do
I do that?”
“Perhaps you can
point out that he didn’t have night time
accidents until Kevin wet the bed - and it’s important
you get him to agree with this statement. Then ask him
how he felt about Kevin’s situation; all the time you
should be aiming to get him to admit that maybe
he’s a little jealous of the attention his brother got
because of it. He will probably deny it but you must
keep pushing the point that he never wet the bed until
Kevin did so perhaps, just perhaps, subconsciously
he wants the same attention.”
“Oh that’s
clever but there’s no guarantee he’ll go for it.”
“No of course
not but the idea is to put doubt there. I mean, he can’t
control his subconscious can he... so maybe he does
want to wake with a wet nappy like his brother?”
“God you are
devious.”
“Yes milk...
in a minute sweetie... Just make him have doubts but
insist that you know it will pass as these teenage
problems have a tendency to do. However, let him know
that you and his dad are there to support them both and
he shouldn’t be ashamed or worry about it. It’s just one
of those things some boys go through as they grow
up.”
“Well it’s worth
a try.”
“Let me know how
you get on... I’ll have to get my little one his bot-bot
before his cuddle on the couch and ‘nighty-nights’.”
“You’ve got
Aiden well trained.”
“Yes, well, he
looks so damn cute. His blue t-shirt, thick nappy pinned
tightly and those lovely large plastic pants just make
me want to gobble him up. I’ve never been so happy and
with another on the way...”
“Okay, I’ll let
you go...”
“Oh hold on a
minute... somebody’s here to say nighty-night...
Hello... Mrs Parsons... can Kevin come over and play
tomorrow please?”
“Hello Aiden,
I’m sure that won’t be a problem sweetheart but I’ll
have to ask and see what he’s doing... I’ll get him to
give you a call tomorrow... is that alright?”
“Yes, well,
thank you and night-night... “
“Good night
Aiden.”
“Let mummy
say her good-byes love and then I’ll get you your
milk... Well... speak later Maggie, hope it all goes
well and keep in touch.”
“Yes, thanks for
the advice Jane... not sure I could have done this
without your help.”
“No problem but
here’s something else... let Barry know your thoughts
about Geoffrey’s subconscious possibly driving
his wetting. Even if he doesn’t believe it either, it
puts doubt and a potential cause in his mind – that
could also prove useful if Kevin starts acting up.”
“Yes, thanks,
will do. Speak later. Bye”
“Okay little
man... let’s get you some nice warm milk then you and I
can have that cuddle you’ve been promising me all day.”
“Yeahhhh.”
++++++ ######
++++++
Thursday
Afternoon
Knock-knock
“Good afternoon
love, come on in, sorry the place is a mess. Since
he got home from school Aiden and I have just been
playing... come here sweetheart and say Hello to Mrs
Parsons.”
“Hello Mrs
Parsons.”
“And a huge
Hello to you Aiden... you look and sound very scary.”
“Yes me and
mummy have just been playing Star Wars. I’m Darth
Vader... It’s been great fun.”
“You’re telling
me. He got so excited he’s just soaked his nappy and
he’s only just been changed... haven’t you Darth... the
evilest and wettest villain in the galaxy?”
giggles
“Come here
sweetie let’s check. Yes you’re OK for a while... more
soak room in there for my scary R2-Pee2 isn’t
there?
“Mummy... I’m
not a robot.”
more giggles
“Go and play out
in the garden sweetie whilst Mrs Parsons and I have a
little chat... and watch where you’re
going with that helmet on OK?”
zroom zroom – The padded Dark Lord
with lightsaber exits
“Well that was
all...”
“Bless him, Jim
bought him the helmet a couple of days ago and I don’t
think he’s had it off his head except for school, meals
and bed. He loves what the voice-box does when he
speaks”
“He always seems
to be enjoying himself. He’s one hell of a happy little
chappie... and I think the black plastic pants make him
look like the galaxy’s greatest padded baddie.”
Laughter
“Yes, I’ve found
this great site online that has a range of colourful
nappies, disposables and vinyl pants... so I thought, as
he’s into dressing up... I’d invest in a few items.
They’ve gone down a storm with him.”
“I thought you
weren’t a big fan of disposables?”
“Well, only
because I thought they were wasteful and not vey
eco-friendly but I used them on our camping trip and...
well I think they look fantastic... although I still
have terry nappies for him to sleep in.”
“Well they do
suit him.”
“To be honest
there’s such a brilliant range of colours and designs...
and they’re so thick and absorbent... and as you say he
looks so damn sweet in them... I let him wear them on
special occasions. As we’re going out to the park
later... I thought a disposable might be better than his
fabric nappy.”
“Well I have to
agree, I think the crinkling as he walks complements the
Phantom Menace. So, were you playing Princess Leia or
Chewbacca?”
“Cheeky thing...
Anyway, what brings you around... not for a cup of sugar
I’m sure?”
“It’s Barry and
Geoffrey.”
“Have they
formed a pact or something?”
“No, well, I
don’t know. As you suggested I planted the seeds of
doubt in Geoffrey’s head about wanting to wet because
Kevin did... subconsciously... and for a few nights that
seemed to work. However, this morning I heard him and
Barry chatting and his dad has agreed that if he goes a
week without wetting, he can return to things as they
were.”
“Do you know
what’s brought this on?”
“Yes, I think
it’s because we’re driving down to Barry’s grand-parents
this weekend and staying overnight. Neither wants to
have to wear nappies whilst down there.”
“Oh I see. What
are you thinking?”
“Well, it’s
almost a six hour drive there... if we’re lucky with
traffic... they live in one of the most inaccessible but
incredibly beautiful places in Cornwall... we spent our
honeymoon just walking along the beach... very, very
picturesque.”
“Personally, on
such a long journey I’d keep them padded but if Barry is
having doubts perhaps you should let them have their
way. If they stay dry, it might only be temporary, if
they wet all more power to you.”
“Suppose so.”
“Where’s the
problem... you’ll just have to be a bit more crafty.”
“Yes, but with
Geoffrey hardly drinking anything at night now and he
eats very little, and has done for the past two days, it
means he hasn’t wet at all.”
“So do you think
he’s sussed what the ‘problem’ is?”
“I don’t think
so because if he did I’m sure he’d be more aggressive
towards me. The thing is, when I’ve changed them both I
see Geoffrey’s getting quite the rash.”
“A nappy rash?”
“Yes, it’s all
very red but I can’t tell just how bad because of his
pubic hair.”
“Oh, you haven’t
removed that... no wonder he has a rash. You need to get
rid of all that hair so you can see what’s going on.”
“How do I do
that, he’ll think I’m taking away his very manliness.”
“That’s the
idea. All that hair is a breeding ground for germs and
stuff. Get him smooth but don’t tell him until
afterwards why you’ve done it.”
“Any
suggestions?”
“You must have
some Nair in the house...?”
“Yes I like to
keep things... trim.”
“Well, next time
your changing them rub in some Nair, tell them it’s some
preventative cream and then leave it for a few minutes.
When you return just wipe it away and pin on their
nappies as quickly as you can.”
“That might
cause trouble and Geoffrey has a particularly thick bush
down there... it isn’t easy cleaning him
up.”
“Well there you
are then... once it’s done it’s done... you can always
insist that it’s for health reasons and that rash proved
your actions were needed to prevent the infection
getting any worse.”
“Did you do that
with Aiden?”
“Didn’t have to
bless him... in many ways he’s quite immature and still
like a baby down there.”
“Well that makes
things easier... I’ll see how it goes with mine.”
“Meanwhile... is
Kevin still wearing his nappy all the time?”
“Mostly, it’s
quite amazing because he doesn’t argue or create when I
put it on him and although I don’t make him wear one all
the time, only at night, he seems happy when I do. I
think he likes wearing it.”
“Well I have
read that some boys absolutely adore having their
privates cupped and held in nappies.”
“Really?”
“Apparently
so... can’t say I’m surprised...
Aiden always seems more at ease when running about in
just a tight-fitting nappy. Would you like some tea,
coffee... anything?”
“No, no thanks,
I only popped in for a quick chat... and I see Aiden’s
keen on getting to the park so... thanks for the
advice... again... and I’ll see what happens.”
“Well, you’ve
got to face the possibility that Geoffrey might win on
this and get the support of his dad. So, here’s another
suggestion. If it looks like that’s going to happen
don’t fight it, let it happen and concentrate on Kevin.”
“Yes, I was
wondering about that myself.”
“If you don’t
get behind you eldest ‘recovering’ and being happy about
it you might find suspicion falling on what’s happening
to Kevin. So, if you want to keep him tied to the apron
strings for as long as possible... you know what to do.”
“Yes, ok, thanks
love. I’ll be off now...
“Hold on. AIDEN,
AIDEN... come and say bye to Mrs Parsons.”
Zroom zroom
“Bye Mrs Parsons.”
“Bye Darth...
mmm... your armour feels nice and squishy... hope you
have a nice day in the park.”
Zroom zroom
“See you
later... anything else?”
“Yes... you
don’t happen to have a cup of sugar I can borrow do
you?”
“Cheeky... Bye”
#
Later that
evening the wife and husband chat
“Hi honey, I’m
home.”
“Yes, very
amusing and very, very old.”
kiss kiss
“How was your
day?”
“Very eventful
as it turns out. Sit down I’ve got some news that we
need to discuss.”
“That sounds
serious... Aiden’s doing school work in his room... does
he need to be here?”
“Not yet, but it
has a lot to do with him.”
“Okay, well
you’re not sweating... maybe a little anxious so I
guess, hopefully, you’ve not been sacked.”
“Ermmm... quite
the reverse.”
“Oh Jim,
promotion?”
“Let me tell you
what’s happened and what’s been said and then you can
judge for yourself.”
“Before we went
camping you know I was a little stressed with all the
work I seemed to be constantly bringing home?”
Nod
“Well, I’d been
struggling with reports, accounts and god knows...
everything about our Western office which was failing
for some reason.”
“You were pretty
pre-occupied.”
“Yes, too much
so but, when Aiden was returned to nappies, and we’d had
that glorious two weeks away, what you did with our son
got me thinking.”
A guilty blush
“We spent that
time going back to basics, having fun, reliving a time
when I was more involved with you both and it sort of
released me from the blinkered way I’d been looking at
the problem for work.”
“Okay?”
“I think we can
both agree that Aiden wearing a nappy at ten years old
is not satisfactory.”
“Erm!”
“Look, let me
finish and I’m not having a go... if anything I’m
thanking you both. That break was what I needed and you
two were the inspiration. You glowed and looked as sexy
as hell even when changing our wet little boy. As it
turned out, judging by just how comfortable he is now,
it was something he either wanted or needed because...
I’ve never seen him so happy.”
“Ermmmm.”
“Him being
returned to wearing a nappy, you looking stunning and me
having time to appreciate you both got me thinking of my
problem with the Western office. Sorry. However, when I
returned to work I was able to pinpoint just where the
organization had got it wrong - it was down to some
dramatic changes in practices almost eighteen months
ago. Are you still following?”
“Yes, I’m just a
little...”
“What was needed
was simple... a return to how things were and all I had
to do was figure out a way of doing that without making
things worse... and I did... thanks to Aiden and his
lovely, comforting padding.”
“I won’t go into
the detail, suffice to say, Mr Pendleton, the CEO, has
spent the last couple of days discussing and reviewing
my suggestions... AND... he wants me to take over
our Western office and put all my recommendations into
place.”
“Well that’s
brilliant sweetheart, congratulations. Does this mean a
huge promotion?”
“Indeed it
does... and I’ll head my own division of the company...”
“Where is the
Western office... Liverpool?... no... London?”
“No honey...
“Daddy.”
“Aiden... how’s
the sweetest galaxy dominating villain doing this
fine evening.”
“Oh daddy put me
down... you tickle...”
“Well, when the
tickle monster gets home what else can be done except
attack his favourite baddie... the ferocious giggling
Varth Dader... I mean Darth Vader... or do I?”
giggling and laughter
“Aiden, your
father’s got some news.”
“Oh, it will
wait until we’ve had our meal... we need to discuss
it ourselves first... “
“Go wash your
hand love and time to give Mr Vader a rest... I’ll
set the table.”
(Whispered)
“They want me... us... to move to California.”
“What?”
“California...
Los Angeles to be exact... ummm... what do you think?”
“Just give me a
minute, this is BIG news and errrr, I’m not sure...
ummm... well done love I’m so pleased but, urrm, we need
to think about this.”
“Of course love
(kiss) but this is a huge opportunity and a house is
thrown in with the deal.”
“California has
a laid back image but in fact they are ultra-competitive
and that has sown the seeds of disaster in that
particular part of the company. I
would instigate, co-ordinate and then oversee a sort of
‘Back-to-Basics’ regime, which we’re all agreed will now
work over there.”
“Why?”
“Well, the
American management they installed handled the changes
badly and alienated the workforce. The targets set were
unreasonable and divisive. My solution, and without
making anyone look like they didn’t know what they were
doing, was to return to an earlier system - one that
with just a little tweaking should get things back to
how they were.”
“I never knew
you were so involved in the company... it looks like I
also took my eye off the ball when it came to just how
hard you work.”
“No love, don’t.
What you’ve done with Aiden has been phenomenal, and
I’ve been happy to be part of it because I could see
what it meant to you... and in so doing... saw the
benefits to Aiden and to a large extent... me. Who knew
that a ten year-old’s padded bottom and plastic pants
would be the inspiration to solving a problem in
productiveness?”
“This is
unbelievable news... but what about... ”
“Everyone’s on
board with the ideas, they also think I can make it
work... I’ll be in total charge out there.”
Smiles
“I don’t want to
put a downer on this sweetheart but, if it’s only a
little bit of ‘tweaking’, why do they need you over
there?”
“Okay, that was
me being modest. I have come up with a comprehensive
plan, part of which is retrogressive in execution but is
very progressive in where I think it will lead. I looked
at where they might be problems and where I thought the
workforce might not be entirely on-board. However, the
CEO liked my drive and ambition for the project and
decided that it was best for me to make it happen...
so...”
“Perhaps we
should go camping more?”
“Yes love, but
just think of taking those camping trips in the Grand
Canyon or Yosemite National Park?”
“Mmmm... This is
a great opportunity and now I think about it... The
sunnier climes of California might just get the nod over
a wet afternoon here in Manchester.”
“It might be a
thrilling experience for us all... and they’re picking
up all relocation expenses.”
“When do they
need an answer?”
“Pretty soon,
they’re excited about my proposals and want to instigate
them a.s.a.p.”
“Do we have
days, weeks...?”
“I would say
days... and the fewer the better because, once we say
YES or NO, they’re going to put the full force of the
company behind the changes.”
“Well then, tell
them YES... I don’t think anything should impede the
brilliant career of my husband.”
kisses
“Mummy, I’m
wet.”
“OK sweetheart,
daddy will see to you whilst I get on with the meal...
and then we’ve got some news for you.”
##### ~~~~~~~~
#####
6am Saturday
Morning
“If we set
off now we can just about avoid the rush out of the
city. I’ve set the SatNav for any accidents or
roadworks... so hopefully...”
“Kids, c’mon
dad’s ready... we need to get going to get there in
reasonable time.”
“It’s a long way
to go just for a few hours...”
“Stop
complaining Geoffrey and get in the car. Kevin, hurry
up... and have you both been to the toilet? You know
your dad won’t want to be stopping every few miles.”
“Yes, yes, we
know.”
“OK then,
everyone ready? Let’s go.”
Three hours
later
“Damn... we’re
going to have to come off the motorway because it says
there’s been an accident and the tailback is already
over five miles.”
“Dad, can we
stop I’m dying for a piss.”
“Language
Kevin... I don’t want you speaking like that when we get
to your grandparent’s house... they’ll think I’ve
brought up a couple of yobs.”
“Yer, alright,
sorry mum but can we stop at the next service station...
please?”
“I could do with
a pi... wee myself.”
“Yes, well okay
but, with this diversion I’m not sure where we can find
one. Is it urgent?”
“Sort of.”
“I knew I should
have had you travel in nappies, it would have made sense
and the journey less of a trial.”
“Mum, I’m not
arriving and grandma and grandpa’s house wearing a nappy
that’s for sure.”
“Well, you also
wouldn’t be sitting there fidgeting in your seats
desperate for a toilet now would you?”
Shrugs
“From the looks
of both of you... Barry, I think you’d better find a
place soon. Doesn’t this SatNav tell you where services
are?”
“Press that
button. There, yes a petrol station in five miles....
can you boys hold on for then... about ten or so
minutes?”
“Yes dad.”
“How about you
Geoffrey, can you?”
“I’ll just have
to.”
“Oh Christ look
at that sign.”
“Village
Carnival”
“Maggie, see if
there’s an alternative way... I’m worried that we’ll
meet another tailback as soon as we reach the next ...
see... the traffic is already slowing down.”
“Take the next
right.”
“Are you sure
Maggie, that doesn’t seem a main road.”
“It’s not but it
should take us around the village and bring us on to a
minor road that leads to...”
“Good thinking.”
“Dad, can we
just stop at the side of the road I’m bursting.”
“Yes, but this
road is too narrow just to stop anywhere I’ll have to
find a place to pull in.”
“Please hurry
dad.”
“Kevin, I’m
looking...”
“There’s a gate
up ahead pull in there.”
Two minutes
later
“What a relief.”
“Muuumm.”
“What is it
Kevin?”
“I was too
late.”
“Oh Jesus, look
at your pants... they’re drenched.”
“Sorry mum I,
I...”
“I think a nappy
would have been a better proposition than that... don’t
you think?”
Shrugs unhappily
“Geoffrey, did
you manage everything...”
“No problem. Oh
Kev, back to being the baby of the family eh?”
“Shurrup.”
“Or should that
be - back to being the grumpy baby of the
family.”
“Yes shut up and
stop picking on your brother. Okay sweetie, we’ve only
brought one change for tonight’s party and I’d rather
not let you wear them for the moment. So here, slip into
these dry boxer shorts and they’ll have to do for the
time being.”
“Mum.”
“Look love
there’s no alternative... and I want you to sit on this
towel... just in case.”
“You can just
pull it up between your legs, a couple of pins and hey
presto...”
“Muuuummm.”
“Stop whining
Kevin and do as your mother says I don’t want you
dripping all over the back seat and you Geoffrey, stop
tormenting him. Now, are we all settled? Can we get
moving? We’ve still got quite a way to go and we’re
running late.”
“Yes dad.”
unhappy mumbles
A few hours
later
“Look, there’s a
Tesco’s let me get a few bits and bobs before we get to
your mum and dad’s place.”
“It’s only a
couple more miles can’t we do it later.”
“Look, just drop
me off and you and the boys can sit and wait, I’ll only
be a couple of minutes... I don’t want to arrive empty
handed.”
“We’ve got them
a present already.”
“Yes I know but
I’ve thought of something else so...”
“OK, do either
of you two want to go shopping with your mum?”
“NO.”
“That sounds
like you’re on your own.”
Fifteen
minutes later
“A bit busier
than I thought it would be but I think I’ve got what’s
needed.”
“That looks an
awfully big bag.”
“Just open the
boot and let me shove it in there for the time being.”
“Right, last few
miles and we should be there... I hope we’re not the
last to arrive.”
Ten minutes
later
“Hi grandma, Hi
grandpa...”
“Hello boys...
my how you’ve grown.”
“OK boys you’re
in the back bedroom sharing with Denis and Greg. They’ve
already claimed the beds so you’ll have to put your
sleeping bags on the inflatable mattresses.... that
alright?”
“Sure grandma...
(whispered) bloody Denis and Greg... wish we’d got
here earlier. They’re younger than us we should have the
beds.”
“Let it go
Geoff... first come etc...”
“Yes but they’re
only kids we should have the beds.”
“It’s not the
first time we’ve had to sleep in our sleeping bags... we
can pretends we’re camping.”
“Trust you Kev
to see a plus side... I’m just saying...”
Meanwhile
downstairs mum and dad are in conversation
“What’s in the
big Tesco bag?”
“Well, I bought
a couple of bottles of champagne and some drinks for the
kids... but mainly I bought a bag of disposables...”
“Oh Maggie why?”
“What, after
today you don’t think they need them?”
“No, it’s been
very fraught and a long drive... accidents happen.”
“I don’t want to
see them wetting the bed...”
“Sleeping bags.”
“OK, sleeping
bags in front of the other kids... it’ll be just too
damned embarrassing for them.”
“And don’t you
think wearing disposables also sends out the wrong
message to their cousins? I mean, for one I don’t think
we’d get them to wear one and two, I don’t think it
would come to that... they both seem determined to stay
dry.”
“Well ok, but,
if they wet again...”
“Geoffrey didn’t
wet and Kevin just soaked his pants at the last
moment... I’m sure they’ll be fine.”
“In the
meantime, I’ll just pop Kevin’s wet pants in the washer
so he has something to wear tomorrow other than just a
pair of boxer shorts.”
“Yes, you saw
how embarrassed he looked meeting his granny and grandpa
dressed like that but think how much worse it would have
been if you’d made him wear a nappy.”
“Other guests
have started arriving and the garden’s filled up, I
suppose we’d better join in.
6am the
following morning
Whisper “Geoff,
Geoff....”
“What?”
“I think I’ve
had an accident.”
“You think?”
“Erm, no... I...
erm... err... it can wait.”
“Go back to
sleep and don’t wake the others up.”
8am
“Hey Greg did
you hear Kevin telling Geoff that he’d had an accident
in his sleeping bag?
“It doesn’t
surprise me... I heard one of them pissed themselves
coming here... so they’re just a couple of big babies.”
“But they’re
older than us.”
“Makes no
difference... I always thought Kev was a bit of a
dweeb... and Geoff... he’s a bit of a bully...”
“Has he been
nasty to you?”
“Not this time
but in the past he’s been a jerk.”
“A jerk and a
dweeb - a couple of pant-wetters.” (Ha-ha)
“WHAT DID YOU
CALL US YOU COUPLE OF LITTLE FREAKS?”
“Erm, er, umm,
nothing.”
“Yes you did you
little scummy rats...”
“Well you’re a
bed-wetter so there.”
“Don’t talk
stupid...”
“Here, feel
this... your sleeping bag... soaked... so who’s not a
bed-wetter now?”
“Fuck off.”
“Hey, that’s
swearing... I’m gonna tell mummy.”
“Yes run to
mummy... who’s the little baby now?”
“MUMMY.”
Several hours
later
“Look lads it’s
a long trip home don’t you think you should wear a
disposable under your jeans?”
“Not on your
life. I wouldn’t be found dead in one.”
“Kevin, how
about you?”
“No way, I’ve
already been embarrassed once today so... no.”
“Don’t bother
the boys Maggie, let’s just get off. Everything’s packed
and...”
“OK boy’s time
to go... say bye to everyone.”
“Bye grandma,
bye grandpa... bye... bye...”
Two hours
later
“Mum, is there
anything to drink?”
“Yes, your gran
gave us a few bottles and sandwiches to take.... now
I’ve got Ribena, Apple Juice and... water. And it looks
like Coronation Chicken sandwiches... no there’s also
ham... and cheese?”
“Apple juice for
me please.”
“That means
Ribena for you Kevin... is that OK or would you rather
have water... and do you want it now?”
“Yer.”
“Yer what?”
“Yes, Ribiena
pleeeaassse.”
“That’s better
young man. Does our illustrious driver fancy a water?”
“Yes, water
pleeeaassse.”
“Ahhh very
funny.”
Two hours
later looking in the rear-view mirror
“Look at the two
of them sparked right out in the back there.”
“I’m not sure
anyone got much sleep last night... your mum and dad
know how to throw a party.”
“It was a great
night I’m glad we made the effort. The boys weren’t too
bored were they?
“No, err, you
just keep your eyes on the road... but did you know that
Kevin wet his sleeping bag last night?”
“Good God no.”
“Yes and their
cousins found out and called them both babies so you can
imagine...”
“But surely
Denis is only just out of nappies himself and Greg’s
what, eight?”
“Denis is eight,
Greg’s ten...”
“Oh bloody hell
no wonder they’ve been in a mood all day.”
An hour later
“What’s that
smell, wind your window up.”
It is up...
bloody hell somebody has been spreading muck on the
fields.”
“But there
aren’t any fields around here...”
“Oh no... look
at the back seat. Kevin’s wet and so is... wake up
you two...”
“What, wwwhhatt
is...”
“You’re soaked.
You both are. What the hell... and Geoffrey... have you
shi.... messed your pants?”
“Oh for Christ’s
sake... “
“No, no, no...
I’ll never get the piss and shit out of the fabric...”
“Pull over
Barry?”
“We’ve only got
about fifteen minutes till we’re home... it will have to
wait.”
“Push this towel
under yourself Geoffrey... and here’s one for you Kev...
oh that’s a mess.”
“What the HELL
guys.”
Home
“Right you
two... I suggested you might need a disposable for the
long journey back but you both said ‘NO’... correct?”
“Mum I need to
get out of these pants they stink.”
“Yes I know...
this isn’t the time for recriminations so you go to the
bathroom first. Dump you stuff, after you’ve rinsed as
much of the crap out, take a shower and then wait for
me.”
“Mmmuummm.”
“Don’t you dare
start - your father’s out scrubbing away at the seat
fabric desperately trying to... I don’t know what but if
he can’t get the stain out...?”
“Mum.”
“Yes Kevin I
know but you’ll have to wait for your brother to
finish... you’re not as bad... but don’t sit anywhere.
In fact, go to your room and take all your clothes off
and I’ll be up in a minute.”
“Mum it was an
accident.”
“I sincerely
hope so... get yourself cleaned up but wait.”
“Wait for what?”
“Go on. You in
the bathroom Geoffrey and you... on second thoughts...
to the kitchen... I think I’ll put your stuff straight
in the washer. Go.”
Ten minutes
later
“Those stains
are going to take ages to get rid of... I’ll phone
around tomorrow and see if I there’s anyone who can get
it clean.”
“Hopefully,
it’ll just be a clean and sanitize job. If not, I’m sure
there’ll be some industrial fluid or something that will
work. ”
“You warned me
about them. You said they should wear nappies and I
foolishly ignored what...”
“Well only
because they’ve both been having problems for the past
few days. Look, I know you’re pretty annoyed right now
but I don’t think that they’re ready to spend a night
without wearing some protection - especially as Kevin
wet his sleeping bag last night.”
“Mmmm, I forgot
about that.”
“I know you’re
not keen on the boys wearing...”
“Look love, I’ve
been wrong about this on more than one occasion. If you
think they need to have a layer of protection I’m
certainly not going to argue with you.
“Well I want
them in disposables tonight as a safeguard but they’re
both refusing to wear them.”
“Are they
indeed?”
“So, if you
could have a word that would be great.”
Upstairs
“So, you two
think that wetting and messing yourselves and leaving a
trail of destruction in the car means you’re grown up
enough to make decisions of your own... well I’m not.”
“But mum wants
us to wear a nappy again and it was accidental.”
“Look, I’m in no
mood to argue so let me put it this way... either get
that nappy and plastic pants on now or I’ll spank both
your hides... and you’ll need a thick cushion to help
take away the sting... your choice.”
“But dad...”
“I’ll be back in
five minutes to check. If either of you aren’t wearing
them you’ll both be in for it. Don’t mess with me
tonight.”
“But dad
please... don’t...”
“Kevin, come
here. Do you want me to put it on for you?”
“Erm, not
really... I can....”
“Pass me the oil
and the powder. It’s like you’re two years old again and
I’m having to change a couple of tots. Geoff, if you
aren’t wearing the disposable mum gave you by the time I‘ve
finished your brother than you’ll be over my knee...”
“But daaaddd.”
“You know I’m
not joking and I’m angry so... are you sure you want to
argue Geoffrey? Both of you... I don’t want to hear any
more complaints.”
Four minutes
later
“That’s
better... and the plastic pants Geoffrey...”
“Aaaarrggghhhh
this is stupid. I’m too old for this... I’m not a
fucking baby mum...this is embarrassing”
“Language young
man... have you or have you not just crapped your pants
like a baby does?”
(mumbles and blushes)
“Yes, well,
think on. Perhaps an early night for everyone isn’t a
bad idea.”
“Mum, this isn’t
fair.”
“Do you think
that right now is a good time to annoy your father when
he spent twenty minutes scrubbing down the back seat?”
“No, but...”
“Look love,
tomorrow’s another day and after we’ve all slept on it
I’m sure our judgement will become much clearer. Just
for tonight sleep on it... I know it’s not very
satisfactory but right now, this is something we think
you both need... insurance if you like... so don’t fight
us on it.”
“This isn’t
fair mum (mumble)”
“Good night
Kevin... oh I think he’s already asleep. Geoffrey, get
some sleep but remember... you’ve both just messed your
pants and jeans whilst sleeping... I think a nappy is
the least you could expect.”
“But it was an
accident.”
“Was it
now?”
Mum turns off the light and exits
leaving the accusation unanswered
****************************************************
Jane and
Maggie chatting Monday morning
“How did the
party go?”
“It’s a long
journey for just a few hours but, I’m glad we went,
Barry’s mum and dad were on sparkling form. They made
us look like the pensioners.”
“What was it
their 40thAnniversary?”
“No, their 45thactually...
but they’re both incredibly spry. They had the entire
thing organised; food, drink, entertainment, the lot. It
was more fun than I expected.”
“No dramas
then?”
“Only my two.
Kevin wet himself on the way down, then peed his
sleeping bag at night and both had accidents on the way
home.”
“Well you seemed
to have got everything organised yourself.”
Giggles
“Yes, I wanted
to put them both in disposables for the trip down but
they refused and Barry backed them up... which was
annoying but I went along with it. I was happy to let
the occasion go so didn’t do anything... it was Kevin
who was having trouble with his waterworks. However, on
the way back... the drinks they had were a bit of a
pot-luck. I wasn’t sure which one they’d choose, it
ended up the right way round and Kevin peed himself
again and Geoffrey had a more major incident.”
“That would have
taken some planning.”
“Yes, I told
them that granny had packed them some sandwiches and
drinks for the journey home, she hadn’t I had, so when
they asked for food and drink I just passed them the
bag. I knew they wouldn’t want water
so the fruit juices had a bit of laxative and a diuretic
in them. I knew no one got much sleep that night so
they’d be tired on the way home but a little dissolved
pill helped them drift off...”
“I bet that
didn’t go down well with Barry.”
“No, he was
furious because it ruined the Honda’s fabric seats...
but, as I’d already expressed my fears that, after their
recent problems, neither were quite ready to be out of
nappies just yet... and he’d gone against my concerns...
he was angry with himself.”
“So, no more
arguments from him?”
“No, last night,
when we got home we put them both in disposables - for
‘safeties sake’ - and bless them... they were both
soaked this morning. So now Barry insists they
wear them until they can prove they no longer need
them.”
“Has that
created a problem?”
“With Geoffrey
yes but I think Kevin’s a bit relieved as his wetting is
really denting his confidence.”
“Not too
surprising though...?”
“No not really.
Your psychological and practical approach has worked
wonders on him. He’s not sure about anything except he
wakes up wet and has the occasional day time problem. I
know he hates having to wear a nappy and though he’s no
idea why sees the need.”
“But Geoffrey...
not affected...?”
“Oh yes, he
protested at the very idea but Barry threatened him
again and, as he’s been on the receiving end of his
dad’s anger, he’s much more amenable, even if he
despises the very thought.”
“So, what are
you doing to keep them in nappies?”
“Well each
morning I’ve insisted that Barry or I check... I have to
tell you what a joy it is to see them wearing a thick
nappy and bulging plastic pants. They both look
so...so... shy, infantile and helpless.”
“It’s a kick
right?”
“I never thought
I’d have my little boys back but, every morning, seeing
them like that... it’s such a rush of motherly
love.”
“It’s the same
with Aiden... now he’s wearing his infantile garb I
don’t want him in anything else.”
“Are you
maintaining his dosage...?”
“Not as much...
he seems happy to wear ta nappy whether he’s wetting or
not. He just seems so much more content... I wonder what
I’ve tapped into.”
thoughtful nods
“Even though I
can see Geoffrey’s resentment, he still looks so
childishly ashamed in his bitterness, especially if he’s
wet...”
“Well isn’t that
what this is all about... getting our boys back to being
dependant, docile and that way... much more manageable?
I don’t think there’s a better way than having them
wearing a thick nappy and bulging plastic pants.”
“I think you had
a lot more success with Aiden... there doesn’t seem to
be any anger there.”
“No, as I say,
after the first bit of reaction he’s settled down to
wearing whatever we tell him to wear. Of course it has
helped that Jim is also there to reinforce that mummy
and daddy know what’s best for him and a nappy is
something he should be happy to wear as it serves him
well.”
“It amazes me
how you got Jim to go along with all of it.”
“Guilt.”
“Guilt?”
“Yes, I’m sure
he felt guilty that he’d been neglecting the both of us
because of work... and that I was finding something to
compensate.”
“But surely he
wasn’t happy with...”
“I think because
it happened over a while... and he’d gotten used to
seeing Aiden dressed that way... AND... saw how much it
meant to me... he just went along with it.”
“Heavens. Have
you spoken to him about it or is this just your
surmising the situation.”
“A bit of both
because... after our holiday our relationship... and sex
life... changed rather dramatically but not once did he
insist or mention for that matter, he wanted Aiden to
return to wearing normal undies. In fact, he’s been as
keen as me to keep him as he is.”
“That’s pretty
good. Although, I don’t think I’ll ever get that much
cooperation from Geoffrey... or Barry come to that...
but I’m thinking, and I’d appreciate your input here...
letting Geoffrey off the hook and making him supervise
his little brother?”
“How exactly had
you planned on doing that?”
“Well, to be
honest, I hadn’t thought it through that far and that’s
why I was hoping for some input from you.”
“Well, so far
you’ve operated by putting doubts in their minds but if
you’re sure you want Geoffrey on-board I think you’ll
have to confide in him.”
“WHAT! Tell him
what I’ve been up to?”
“No, not that.
First let him stay dry for a few days but confide in him
about Kevin’s problem. For instance, does he know if his
brother is keeping any dark secrets? Is he being bullied
or worried about something at school? As they share a
room, you’d really appreciate it if he could keep an eye
on his little brother...”
“Emphasising
little?”
“Yes definitely.
Ask him to keep an eye on Kevin as he goes through his
problems. You’re desperate not to make things worse by
prying too much and as you know they are very close...
you’re relying on him to help.”
“Sadly, I’m not
sure Geoffrey is that type of brother.”
“Then you need
to get Barry to enforce that brotherly concern...
something along the lines that if one of them needs
nappies then the other should wear them as well... in
solidarity.”
“He’ll never go
for that.”
“You can say
that perhaps he wouldn’t need to wear them if you were
sure he was on the case and ensuring that Kevin remained
clean and dry.”
“Mmmm, I like
the idea but can’t see him going for it at all.”
“OK, how about
confiding in him that you know both of them are going
through some ‘stuff’ but that you’re worried that
Kevin is suffering more. You feel confident that
Geoffrey will be through ‘whatever it is’ soon
but not so sure if it isn’t a bit too much for his
little brother.”
“Mmmm, still not
sure.”
“Tell
him that you’re both relying on him to be a proper big
brother and that his little brother needs him to
be there for him... especially at night when he seems to
be more susceptible to filling his nappy. Also tell him
that as long as he keeps his brother well-padded it
should keep the aroma of pee down in their room.”
“I could buy
thicker rubber pants for Kevin.”
“Yes, you could
even try getting Geoffrey to introduce them to his
little brother. A sort of brotherly gesture thinking
it would be for his own good.”
“Mmmm, I can see
this is going to take some work.”
“Tell him
something along the lines that once he’s proved he can
change his brothers nappy without throwing a tantrum
then you and Barry will know he’s grown up enough not to
have to wear a nappy himself.”
“A sort of
coming-of-age test?”
“Indeed and the
other factor to take on-board... are you sure this is
what you want?”
“I love seeing
both my boys wearing nappies but I can see it might be
easier to make Kevin my little boy again and stop having
to fight his brother.”
“Then you need
all three of you to make sure Kevin is made to know that
wearing nappies is OK, that you all love him no matter
what and that he should be proud to be taking such a
responsible attitude to his wetting.”
“If only it was
that simple.”
“Well you’ve
done a great deal so far... just slowly introduce
any other elements to his regime at night... like
a thicker nappy, perhaps a bottle or dummy... whatever
you like...”
mmmmm
Anyway, enough
about my weekend, what have you been up to?”
“Oh nothing
much... except... Jim has been offered a promotion.”
“Well that’s
wonderful...”
“Yes but the
promotion means a change of location.”
“Oh God...
you’re not moving to a new city are you?”
“Hmmmm mmmmm.”
“You’re not
moving to London?”
“No.”
“Thank heavens
for that.”
“We’re moving to
a new country - The USA and Los Angeles to be exact.”
“Bloody hell
Jane... that’s... incredible.”
“Yes, and listen
to this... Jim said that he was inspired by Aiden’s
nappies to come up with a solution to the company’s
problem that led to all this.”
“Aiden’s
nappies?”
“Yes, I know,
madness but that’s what he claims and, as a result, he’s
been offered the job of turning around a failing bit of
the US arm of the business.”
“Christ, who
knew that nappies could be so influential? Well, of
course... you did.”
“Put a boy in
nappies and who knows where things will end up?”
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